Like walking into a bubble gum dream! We loved our stay in the rose colored paradise! After sleeping in a bed that was like sinking into an endless vat of cotton candy, the poodle wake up call was a nice touch. We will definitely stay here again!

My oh my, where to begin? I'm a stickler for kitsch and the Pink Poodle Palace really scratches that itch. It's like if the Madonna Inn were ran by Edith Massey and Jayne Mansfield. But enough about the decor, I could go on for days! The real cherry on top of my stay was the all you can eat pink pancakes. Trust me on this when I tell you, I've never had better! My biggest shock was upon discovering the bedtime story service, I was immediately whisked off to sweet slumber by the sound of *BOB*'s epic tales of far away lands full of Queens and Glorious Unicorn Freaks. I hope you can make your way out to the PPP, you'll WIG out!

I have very much enjoyed my stays at the Pink Poodle Palace. There is always an open door, plenty of hugs and lots of pastels. I recommend the tacos, and if ☆BOB☆ offers you any rose favored anything. This is a safe place for bears and otters. Great stories, funny jokes, vegetarian food, pretty art. Anything is possible at the pink poodle palace!

First of all, why is everyone so happy at the Pink Poodle Palace? I was expecting a stench of cat & dog pee and over 1,100 animals in a tiny space filled with cages and kibble everywhere. Instead everything was neat and annoyingly stylish! I hated it. My goal in going to the Pink Poodle Palace was to catch feral dogs and cats, but all the animals were distressingly well behaved. VERY DISAPPOINTING! If you are an aspiring dog catcher or want to work for Austin Animal Rescue on Animal Planet DO NOT stay at the Pink Poodle Palace. These animals are better taken care of then grandma at the ICU.

What an enchanted palace of tranquility, creativity and fun! It was a delight staying at the Pink Poodle Palace where pancakes, poodle massages and cats were top of my itinerary. Late one night, I awoke to the spirit of Liberace tap-dancing at the edge of my bed in a sparkling pantsuit. He blew me a kiss and wink, saying he hoped I enjoy the PPP as much as he loves haunting it! Any other guests have such gay visitations? Can't wait to come back and enjoy the warm company provided by *BOB* and Erik, our fabulous hosts.

So when I was looking for somewhere to stay on my last minute trip to Austin I came across *BOB’S* PINK POODLE place. The photos online show a house decorated by an insane person! It was a combination of mid century chic and the Madonna inn! Growing up near the Madonna inn and being a crazy old homo myself I thought “this is the perfect place for me”! Upon arrival I was greeted by a woman in a marabou trimmed house dress and the largest pink wig you’ve ever seen she had a wild look in her eyes ( almost like a crazy person)I didn’t know if I should be scared maybe she was going to kill me? I was so excited by the idea! After I got situated in my room I came out to the living room where she had made a smorgasbord of lunch and treats.

I found myself stuck for hours watching her perform different acts from John waters female troubles when it came to the giving birth scene she actually pulled a cake out from under her dress that looked like a baby taffy!

Thank god Erik finally came home so I slipped away to my room and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night I was woken up and couldn’t move! I had a poodle in a pink wig and show girl costume sitting on my chest growling at me. The sheets were so tight as I looked around there were the other 4 poodles in matching wigs and show girl costumes around the bed holding the sheets in there mouth pulling them tight so I couldn’t move. The light was coming in the window and shining into a corner where I could only see a huge pink wig, I heard a faint moaning noise from the corner, then a voice said shhh just stay still I’m almost finished! I passed out! I think I was drugged earlier! The next morning I went out to the kitchen for her world renowned huevos rancheros nothing was mentioned about the late night wake up but you better believe I’ve never felt more at home! I will always stay at *BOB’S* pink poodle palace when I am in Austin I can’t wait to get back!

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from the pink double d cappuccino (with strategic red-hots garnish) at the cotton candy minibar, to the trained pink poodle bellhops in showgirl capes- BOBs Pink Poodle palace doesn't miss a detail, I extended my stay to enjoy the pink jellybean jacuzzi and strawberry cupcake safari

A resident of NYC, I decided to take a trip to Austin to make some street photography. When I found World Famous *BOB*’s Pink Poodle Palace online, I was a little hesitant. Is it for real??? The answer, I came to find, was an emphatic YES. After a long day on the street, there’s nothing quite like a foot massage from the Poodle Butlers (they often tag team). It was more like licks and tickles, with a little gnawing now and then, but it more than did the trick. Every morning, nourished by the World Famous *BOB*’s delicious (pink!) pancakes—or on late risings when I negotiated with Colbert for his fish tacos (all I’ll say is he likes to gamble, so bring $$$)—I was ready to hit the pavement again. Thank you Pink Poodle Palace. I’ll NEVER forget you.

Well, I NEVER! Whenever I deign to stay anywhere that I don’t already own, I expect to spend outrageous amounts for utterly exclusive accommodations. But this so-called “Palace” had no armed guards! And none of the animals on the premises showed any taste for blood. Monkey & Colbert blithely accepted my presence. And little Lola the poodle actually seemed to like me! That is an affront I have never had to endure before, I assure you.

This Pink Poodle Palace was disgracefully whimsical and welcoming to all manner of guests! Why, I don’t think any of them were filthy rich nor remotely cruel. (I suspect some of them might even be artists! Far too interesting for my severe tastes.)

And where is the oppressively bland atmosphere that I demand? I have never suffered so much color and cuteness! I naturally presumed that “Pink Poodles” referred to powerful prescription pills. The insides of my pill bottles are the only places I expect to encounter colors. Ugh, all of that cheerful pink everywhere makes even the commoners look healthy and happy! Most unseemly.

And the food was far too festive and flavorful. The only tastes I can abide are a tart vodka and my own bitterness.

After one night there, I am convinced I actually had Dreams! My first such fancies in a lifetime of cold accumulation. Oh, they were filled with unicorns, rainbows, love, and other fictions. I fear I awakened with (I hesitate to even say it) a SMILE on my face! I have spent entirely too much money on this mask of mine to make any room for emotions. Anything as lively as a smile is likely to crack a face such as mine.

The true terror took over when I began my day. It seemed as if my dreaded Dream was actually Coming True! It followed me into my waking life like a dancing puppy, and I couldn’t stop smiling. I found myself incapable of my usual snorts of smug superiority.

And then—oh the horror—I heard a sound like Laughter. Not haughty derision but genuine belly laughs. And I shudder to confess ... it was coming from ME!! I have never been so frightened. I collected my identical grey suits and hastened to the door.

There the hosts thanked me(!) and HUGGED me! They even asked me to come again! And Halliburton help me, I fear I will do it! I can feel my exoskeleton of exclusivity cracking. Why, even as I write this dire warning, my toe is tapping, and I cannot stop myself from humming! Whatever will become of me?!?

We couldn’t believe it. Finally, a guest house that fits OUR needs, from head to toe. We’ve spent the last 17 years searching high and low for the perfect vacay place for us to stay and nothing seemed to click. But now, low and behold, we found it right here in Austin, Texas. From the daily puppy parades to the pink paradise pancake party to the kitty reiki relaxation, we couldn’t have imagined a house that fit our inner poodle better! A must stay! <3

Rated 10 out of 5 for glamour and good manners!! The Pink Poodle Palace provides perfect pleasure ! My stay at the PPP was a dream come true!! I forgot my wig and was graciously provided a bigger better model for my comfort!! Try the enchiladas !! MERMAIDS WELCOME!! 🧜‍♀️ 💖💖💖💖💖💖

The Pink Poodle Palace was the perfect place for my getaway! I was welcomed by a parade’s worth of the most adorable poodles lead by the fabulous hostess, World Famous *BOB*. The team of Poodle Butlers absolutely SPOILED me with their foot rubs and smooches. You can also take home your very own Poodle Doodle, its like a carnival caricature except created by the poodles who depict the very best, most beautiful, confident you. Truly inspiring! The hostess, *BOB* has impeccable taste with exquisite attention to detail – everything was pink from the furniture to the robes and slippers down to the lemonade and up to the chandeliers! I felt so safe and cozy in *BOB*’s Pink Poodle Palace! Did I mention the chef is great? Don’t forget to try the pancakes AND the dog biscuits. Truly incredible!

If 'home is where the heart is" than Dolleluja, my home is at World Famous *BOB*s Pink Poodle Palace. Sure the grinchiladas and horchata can't be beaten, sure Colbert and Monkey's homemade biscuits are Divine, sure the pastel popsicle stick fence actually tastes like snozzberries. But what else would you expect from a woman who answers to a sign that says "Honk three times for a tour" and appears in a sequin gown and unicorn horn, with a full chorus of aging poodle showgirls in tow that can only be rivaled by the Palm Springs Follies! I implore you to look past all this. Do not get swept up in the grandeur of the 24-hour buffet with more accommodations than the Orleans Hotel and Casino. Forget that you can actually sleep in a temperature controlled cloud. Nevermind the hand forged parting gifts from the kindest bear on rollerskates the world has ever known. Walk through the Burlesque Hallway of Fame and see what is really here. This Palace is not just a pink cotton candy castle of creativity. This B&B is not just a moment of Beauty and Magic. This collection of wood and cement, this plot of Texas soil, this corner of the world is more than the sum of it's pink parts. This space has been conjured from a dream and has been silently waiting, this space is safety, security, and serenity actualized. This space is not only home to a Blonde Lady, her Husbear, and a miniature menagerie. This space is a home for all who need it, this space is accessed by the power of Nice, and forged by the Family that is Fierce. This space is a living, beating heart- yours, mine, ours. When you get there you'll know, and the only thing to say then is Welcome Home.

Darlings, I have never been more pampered! One must get to the Pink Poodle Palace at once so one can have fantastic pink dreams surrounded by the five cutest poodles on the planet and the beautiful vision in pink herself - World Famous *BOB*!!!!